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Gorgeous Doom-dah, the acoustics were brilliant! 😀
😂😂😂
A tough two weeks??? Cries looking at my puppy who I've had for 9 weeks and still pees in my house regularly
Hello and welcome to the Toil Cars and Dog
Oh dear😆😆
lol😧🤣
What’s more odd is women showing pictures of their babies in bath etc .. naked. I don’t think men do that??
I have a baby human and a baby dog. I think anyone who want to be a parent should first get a dog. Because sadly some people can't even manage a dog, yet they are sure they could manage a baby
My baby is 😻 purring
F,A&H all sporting differing levels of facial hair.
My parents in law have a 1 year old dog, we have a 7 month old baby. Let's say there's been a lot of lines on account how it's basically the same thing.
Yep, skip the talk, show the pictures.
This may be a skit but I swear I have MET PEOPLE LIKE THIS. UUUUGGGGHHHHH never wanted to smoosh a hot dog on someone's face more.
Taylor Swift. Edinburgh. A 14YO’s first date. Remember?
When you back out there. He has a brother who’s headed for the big 1-4. A Dad’s promise needs to be met. Understood?
A-doom-dah!
This is a skit but I have a friend that consistently compared his dog with my kids. He apologized years later after he had kids of his own.
You guys are funny . . . for real . . .
Lady at office tried to marry her dog but not possible in England
Anyone else got motion sick from this sketch?
6 hours?! You leave your fur baby alone for 6 hours? My baby is too needy for that. A few hours tops. My life really does revolve around my baby girl.
Me, talking about my horse. To my sister with two children. 😂😂❤❤
LOL
I have 12 pets. I dont find this funny. lol
shall I assume you guys don't have cats?
What we all will agree on is that if anyone dare to hurt our babies, they'll see hell :)))
Golly. Looks like Foil’s been working out. Yummm.
Never fail to have humor we call relate to and sometimes snort our tea from our noses when laughing.
Please stop the shaky camera work, it's very irritating.
handheld camera is refreshing
I KNEW his baby was gonna be a car. 😂.
I guessed that right . Go me 😊
“”Anyone wanna show baby photos?”
“Yeah, this is her after a wax”
Is one of the worst/best out of context quotes I think I’ve heard 😅
I legitimately have spent tens of thousands of dollars on these dogs. I have been waking up in the middle of the night. Still easier than a human child.
Don't forget us Self-assembled Desktop PC parents!
Great❤ Love it!
This strangely rings a bell 😔
This is so true about how people talk about their "puppies" or pets as if they are somehow similar to having kids.😅
Basically reality. People are completely whackadoo delusional. I had a plant once, but it abandoned me for a richer window sill. 🤪
I thought his baby was gonna be a fern
"A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself"
I am a proud mama of all of this kind of babies :))). I also have a cat!
My family has 2 dogs and they sleep a lot during the day. But when 2 a.m. approaches suddenly it's time to go to the bathroom and demand pets once they come back inside. Trying to get them to go back to sleep in the middle of the night is difficult. But, by the time I have to leave for work they're suddenly tired again 😂🙄. I still love them.