If your Uber ever drives past your home and keeps going: do not hurry him. Most detours are roadwork. Some, you report. This file is about the other kind.
There are 7 rules. Six will get you home.
This is an analog horror survival guide for the ride home: the exit he does not take, the app that says “four minutes” for forty minutes, the same gas station three times, the radio he turns down near your street, and the green light he waits through.
File 047. Issued by the Department of Domestic Anomalies. Please follow all instructions.
CHAPTERS
0:00 If your Uber ever drives past your home
0:18 Four minutes
0:33 Rule 1: Ask him why
0:44 Rule 2: Share your trip
1:10 Rule 3: Do not look at your window
1:28 Rule 4: Do not count the laps
1:54 Twenty to eleven
2:10 Rule 5: Leave the radio down
2:36 Rule 6: Do not say “It’s green”
3:04 Have a good night
3:19 The lobby
3:51 Why you were late
5:11 Rule 7: Say “I’m home”
ABOUT THESE FILES
Bradikinin publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. Subscribe to @BradikininVideos, and share your trip.
This is a work of fiction. The Department does not exist. The safety advice in it is real: share your trip with someone awake, you can end a ride at any time, and use your app’s safety tools if a route feels wrong. Holding patterns are real too; the rest is ours. Please tip your driver.
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For our records: what is the longest your app has ever said "4 minutes"? Report it below.
i dont care if the thing is in my house its just should NOT give me any spoilers cuz its a episode ahead !
Actually I have such many videos of this channel on Google and all was fake so this is just for fun this is true that every video was
I dont know if i 100% understood but,
The uber was driving laps per 4 minutes to keep us safe from the "thing" in our apartment and would stop by green lights so the uber would wait for our apartment lights to go out first before he would go when it hit the green lights again?
What is upstairs
What does this guy know…
Joke on you, Uber is dead in my country. Welp…😂
I guess I die
Good ending uber
That's my first video about this channel, i GENUINELY though it was a video about what to do incase idunno…your uber is kidnapping you? LOL
if "it" is living here permanently they better start paying rent
Idkhow but I got addicted to watching your vid 😅
Ohhh, Truman show 🙂
Nice video,btw!
Dahhhhhhh
It's night just hitted 12:16 and this is my feed suggestion
Meaning??
That’s why my alarm didn’t go off.
Any why it didn’t go off for a suspicious amount of people in my class.
Don't smile at 3:00 am
He Will know you
if you see Brad making a video titled "If you see your Steam library filled with 252+ games… DON'T LAUNCH ANY OF THEM"… DON'T WATCH IT
Wait who is in my home
Pay the tax 😂
Last video before bedtime 🌚😭🥀
ouu la la
i have been watching ur every video i just dont comment so i am just telling you that i watch it so you know
(i am subscribed to you and you know it)
Your first file was file 41, where are the remaining 40?
4:28 oww man i hope it doesnt give me spoilers!
scariest one yet thanks to the holding pattern conclusion at the end. amazing
I was in my uber while watching this, my driver gave me eerie smile when i looked at him (not the friendly one he gave me when i got into the car, and its not "creepy" either. But rn we are on wrong route and he just chuckles when i ask whats going on, what do i do?
I watched all your videos in a day and this one is my favorite, I loved the concept and the twist. Also its sad to see like 10 different copies of your channel right after it basically started, I hope it doesn't affect you much though
Did you skip yesterday on purpose too? Why was it? Did one of you needed a day to get back under my couch?
See I’m impatient, I can’t sit in silence, and I don’t talk to neighbors so if they said “it’s early” I would just stay out
Jane your early