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0:00 Intro
4:34 I left my bsf’s bday because I was a B-list guest
13:30 Sponsor
14:32 Back to the story
19:05 My bf keeps letting his friend come on our dates
32:40 Sponsor
33:54 I left my friend at a restaurant after she “tested” me
45:32 I kissed my friend because I thought he was gonna kiss me first
56:59 Sponsor
58:07 I cut off my friend group because they think I’m possessed
1:07:43 I saw a friend in the market and can’t get over how she greeted me
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My God I love you guys 😅
Bro Angela has such good problem solving skills it’s so cool
My mom was near when I was listening to the last story and they said the name so many times my mom keeps repeating it but she’s the type that English isn’t her first language so she purposely says whatever she thinks sounds closest so she keeps going “Gina Kissyoudaddy”
I keep a personal tally of gift and favors because it brings me joy to remember their joy and thanks and ONLY because it brings me joy. Like I don't keep track for expecting anything else I just do it for me.
I’m genuinely still so confused how fixing someone’s hoodie is flirting. Is it bc I’m a lesbian? Like so serious, if someone fixed my hood or tag all I’m thinking is “thank you cause I can’t see behind me!”
I know this was four months old, but the energy from the ladies is the absolute best! The way they create a complete whole scenarios that are so believable hahahah they just made my absolute day!
“In the name of the demons in the b room is that dina pissioti” is my favorite quote
i dont think that i have ever laughed so fucking hard in my life !!!!!!! Amanda and Angela are the absolute funniest. Thank you
39:52 It's the difference between being opportunistic and advantageous
28:45 so funny, and I'm sorry Amanda… There was a girl in my school around 3rd-5th grade who was the bigger, taller girl just like Amanda and I was told she liked me. And for like almost 2 weeks we would be in lunch and she would just sit and stare at me the whole period. Not even sure if she ate lunch. Just staring. I'd look back and shed just be staring, not even a wave… Not even a blink 😂
Kiss jousting 💀😹 im at work choking on my lunch, dying 😹😹🪦. Thanks Shayne
I said this last time when Shayne was wearing the same design Smosh T-shirt that Amanda has on…. I WANT IT! 😂 the dog design is great! 🐾🐾💖
54:57 when i had a massive crush on my best friend she said that she would kiss me. i almost died right there. but she liked someone else
"You're such a hunter gatherer" is underrated
The last one actually made me sad. 57 years old and she had never experienced that kind of joyful interaction 🙁
I hope they did catch up and become bffs
The ending story was the best part lol
Yup there are a bunch of parents who chose to have children but then expects gratitude or even something in return for everything they do for their children, including the birth, and this sounds like the child of one of those parents, people don’t owe you for something you would have or should have done anyway
9:48 at 30 YEARS OLD btw like what a joke
The first story, the girl only showed up to get her gifts. That's it, she didn't care about the people
The most loaded 'oh' since Viggo in John Wick.
1:12:52 This whole bit had me dying about Deena 😄 This sounds like me and my friends after smoking back in high school.
1:02:03 good for op.
And you're not supposed to take shrooms if you're mentally ill, so idk what all those Christians were doing shrooms for
51:50 you can luv your friends ! And you should luv some of them ! That comment made me worry for people, I didn't realize there were people who thought you couldn't luv your platonic friends
39:40 guys wait you just made me realize something about a partner. I've been struggling with this for a long time. Thank you so much
27:03 poor Liam ! 😂
27:23 I think Xavier's gay or asexual and doesn't know what to do about it. Because he's not in middle school lol
28:48 this completely tracks for both of them lol
31:46 I don't think he's into Liam, I just think he didn't wanna be alone with her
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT I KNOW A LIAM WITH A DEAD MOM AND WAS THINKING I KNEW THEM AND ITS A LIE HOLY SHIT
what made me comment on this is when Amanda said "Hey, I like demonic people and you're one of them" to Angela and no one reacted. that sht was just so funny for me. like, what???
I literally ONLY want Reddit readings with Angela and Amanda lol 🤣 I can’t get enough of them lol
Two sponsors?
1st story: If they are as close as OP says, call the mom and explain exactly what happened. My bet is that she is being told just, "OP left my party and took her gift with her, IDK why!" Set her mom on her a$$!
story 4 makes me think of the time (today) when a stranger offered me his seat on public transport, and I fell in love with him for a second. Dude was just being polite.
It really is hard out here :,)
It's funny how so many times you'll say "She did nothing wrong" but if there's anything you don't like about someone making a post then it's always "well we're only hearing one side of the story and it's probably not true"
the girl that cut her friend group off , the friend group probably thought their prayers got rid of her and said "look she was possessed, the praying worked !"
Deana Pisciotti sounds like Donna Pinciotti from That 70s Show
53:00 Is this really true though? Kindness and flirting have a "blurred line"? Because I'm affectionate by nature, I like doing things for people, and it has zero smxual connotation whatsoever. If a very simple gesture like fixing someone's hood is seen as "flirting", then should we be very cruel then? I can't smile to people, open doors for people, help people with their clothes when it's askew, just to make sure I don't look like a "flirt"? Hugging is physical affection and I like to do it – so is that flirting too? People are too malicious these days. I'll just love my cats instead. Humans, shoo.
This episode sure ain’t easy listening
My favorite combination. I wish we had a playlist of Angela and Amanda
Hi! I come from the mashed potatoes episode and this is the one that autoplay lol
KISS JOUSTING! 🛴💋🛴
me in Seattle hehehe 1:57
Improv actors YEARN for the roleplay. BRING BACK SWORD AF
you can see the delirium just slowly get worse and worse and then dina enters the chat and it all goes to hell 😂
Donna pinciotti is from that 70s show 1:09:32
The devil made them block everyone 👀
The B list situation is already wild, but the “friend” wanting to get lunch so OP could give her her birthday gift is another level of audacity
2nd Story: It's me and you, you and me, me and you…..and your friend STEVE
18:18 “apology to our audio listeners” in captions lol