If MrBeast ever offers you money: keep your window up, take the cheap one, and leave the circle first. Does MrBeast really give money away? Yes. That is the problem.
There are 7 rules. The seventh is still waiting for approval.
This is an analog horror survival guide for one very generous day: a man in a hoodie walking between stuck cars with a camera crew, a driver who has not stopped counting since half past four, a one million dollar burger on a velvet pillow, a white circle that closes around your feet, a hoodie waving at every corner of your route, a whole street hiding at once, an unknown number that knows your name, a knock on your back window with no cameras behind it, and a check the size of your house.
File 049. Issued by the Department of Domestic Anomalies. Please follow all instructions.
CHAPTERS
0:00 If MrBeast ever offers you money
0:22 Rule 1: Keep your window up
0:57 Rule 2: Take the cheap one
1:28 Rule 3: Leave the circle first
2:00 Rule 4: Change your route
2:19 Rule 5: Do not hide
2:49 Lock the door
3:14 This file was supposed to be about something else
3:37 Unknown number
4:00 A knock on your back window
4:49 Rule 6: Let go first
5:57 Rule 7: Waiting for approval
6:20 The thumbnail is you
7:24 Tap to withdraw
7:56 Eight minutes
8:12 What this file cost us
8:40 Rule 7, approved
ABOUT THESE FILES
Bradikinin publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. Subscribe to @BradikininVideos. There is no prize. That is the point.
A work of fiction and parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by MrBeast. The Department does not exist. Some things in this file do: his channel is the most subscribed on YouTube, one of his videos can cost millions, his team tests many thumbnails per video, he once gave a subscriber an island, and fake “MrBeast giveaways” that ask you to tap, pay or withdraw are scams. The real one never asks for your card. Please take the cheap one.
Official archive and the counterfeit test:
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nicee
But it’s unlimited money! Just don’t count it!
I would take the million dollar burger & save it for free food over the weekend.
But what if he IS Mr beast?
Mr breast giv mi moni
Black one
Sorry I cannot fulfill this request
Now you’re starting to run out of ideas
I am Life in russia so i am save
Legends says that man is still counting
Bro wants us to be broke✌️
Black
Bro is greedy
If I didn't know this I would have took all his money😢😢😢
So I'll be poor forever because of people I can't accept money from!
Chewing with your mouth closed is impossible lol
great stuff )))
luckily, I didn’t even watch MrBeast. I don’t even know him.
False info he actually kicks you in the leg if you take it while not being subscribed to him
I ain't accepting cash from strangers except changes if we pay it more than the total.
Nice
Cool video.
I guess this will help warn ppl of the Mr beast scams lmao
Be like if Mr beast offer you 1 million dollars do not take it (that's if you met him)
what if its th e real mrbeast
This is PEAK
I've watched every one of your videos around 5 times each they're so good dude, keep up the amazing work!
‘OH NO IT’S MISTER FEAST’
Hell nah lil bro im taking da money
Nah bro I taking it
2:17 PROCEED
I will comment on every one of your videos
Imagine actually following the rules
What is the point of this vid I am not gonna take money I gonna run
you know what? sure.
I won’t take the money.
Idk why but I like this channel
why!?
Black
Oww man i just noticed its Mr. Baest on thumbnail, and it's an intentional mistake.
Oww man i just noticed its mr. baest not mr. beast, so yeah if mr. beast gives me money…imma take that