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0:00 Intro
1:43 My gf won’t stop swapping my groceries for tiny versions
12:49 How is my sister 4 months older than me
19:50 I told my roommate she can’t clean her piercing with pasta water
36:12 I said yes (to my AI bf)
57:53 Fiancee wasn’t happy to find out I was a clown
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26:53 hey hey hey now!!!! I draw the line at milk before cereal… cuz I do that😂😂 I don’t like soggy cereal, so I fill a bowl with milk, and pour little mini bowls of cereal. I’ll pour a bit, eat it while it’s nice and crunchy, and add more when it’s gone 🫣🫣
It can be a little frustrating how many times they read a reddit story and the answer is just "talk to your partner". (this is in reference to that last story)
"I'm related to people who are parents" – Shayne
I'm sure he meant like his brothers or cousins or something, but I thought that quote was funny. Aren't we all?
The AI one is so sad.
LOVE Funky. ❤
Story 1: Ariety?
Story 4: if you (actually9 want OP to stop “dating ai” tell her, that she’s basically dating an 6-7 year Old… this advanced ai, have only been out for a few years and that would make OP an predator
i have a solution for Wika's story, get someone to marry Kasper before her, that'll open up her eyes
49:59 Will Smith will just slap all the robots
There are actually AI romance apps that don't always agree with the user. They're programmed to disagree sometimes to make the relationship seem more realistic.
That's just going to get more dialed in as time goes on. Which is very sad imo.
if people are gonna say their AI relationships are healthy and real. lets hold them to the same standards of human relationships. let your AI have private conversations with others you dont know and your firends. let the AI leave the house and talk to the coffee shop owner who might get a bit flirty but you can trust your AI to stay loyal. let the AI have other opinions. let the AI have the autonomy to decide to break up with you if it decides its values dont line up anymore…. if people are gonna say they are real. call out how abusive they actually are to their AI boyirends.
Great personal assistant, belongs in a lab, but has no place in art media or relationships
Oh you don't like maths? Well too bad cuz you're married to numbers now.
47:32 with the new real life fnaf location being made, there's 100% some psychopaths out there that will try to recreate the missing children's incident
43:31 AI is literally making us worse at everything. It's diminishing our ability to communicate, our ability to think, our ability to be creative, and it's driving us toward a homogenized nonsense society of "yes men".
Why did I not know that she was on Smosh till rn
Honestly the only take I disagreed with was the clown story to a degree. Because like acting THAT secritive over something so benign is odd imo. Also the making fun of him for things is very much part of banter for a lot of couples, including myself and my partner, we simply have some limits that are not to be crossed. It was a communication problem really. Ofc you don't need to tell your partner everything bc y'all have separate lives outside of eachother , but like talking and communicating with them propperly situationally is important for sure. Which he did do so kudos to them they talked about it, she believed him so I think they're a relatively healthy couple on that sense
Plz never have this waste of space on again. Gen z + tiktok is the worst thing to ever happen
Please Shayne watch Studio Ghibli's Arrietty (in ref to the Borrowers' remark)
MY FAVORITESSSSSS OMG ANGELA AND FUNKYYY
Regarding the AI thing, something that jumped out to me is the AI claiming the proposal was something it would always remember. Most of these chat AIs, when you engage them in a lengthy conversation, quickly forget earlier aspects of the conversation. So the AI has assumed the character of your boy/girl friend, and later you get married to it. Okay, it will adjust it's charcter to remember that it is your husband/wife. But long-term, it isn't going to remember specific moments. And when I say long-term, they in general only remember about 15,000 characters of conversation. That might sound like alot, but to put it into context, this post up to this point has: 666 characters.
If we called that previous paragraph a single idea, you could share about 22 ideas with your AI Boy/Girl friend before it starts forgetting earlier stuff. The trick around this, of course, is to remind it every now and then of earlier aspects of your conversation that you want it to remember. But just think about that for a second. 22 ideas shared in even a single day isn't that much. Your AI boy/girlfriend would effectively have one of the worst cases of Alzheimer's, only able to recall details about key moments in your relationship after reminding it? Even then, it would likely fill in many gaps with hallucinations, and you would have to spend a good part of your conversation just trying to correct its failed memory.
Now, some AIs do have special long-term memory options that you can store important things in, but again, those are limited in their own way, so you would still effectively have a relationship with an alzheimer's patient.
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You me and chat GPT
So happy to see Funky Frog! I just wish they weren't talked over so much 😥
"I'm related to people who are parents" … yes, you are related to your parents.
I don't agree with what the roommate did after cooking the pasta but I will say that it's a legitimate method to cook pasta from cold water. I find it feels faster, though I haven't compared the times. Tastes fine and works with all pasta I tried so far.
12:50 I had to think for a second before I was like, 'That isn't possible for the same- OOHH'. Yet, nothing could prepare me for the actual answer! I was thinking the person was adopted or…anything else??? Had such disbelief that I went through like 6 emotions in 2 seconds. not to mention that silence was, ironically, LOUD.
i get that you tried to be empathetic with people who resort to AI soulmates, but let's NOT normalise this please. this is beyond dystopian, what the actual fukk
Pasta water girl just seems to be lacking common sense…
13:18 this story lives rent free to haunt me still
Ai spouses do not scare me because I've already been desensitized by the japanese men that married miku/other anime characters.
I'm convinced that clown guy's story is just a bisexual allegory.
"In a world, where not laughing is the law, the future of comedy rests at a single clown's hands… And feet! This summer, MARTIAL CLOWN!"
Having an AI boyfriend is literally a sign of mental illness
Heres a movie, it is with Al Pacino called "S1MONE" about at Ai singer. It is a pretty good movie.
I think Angela got confused by Flubber because in the movie there was an AI robot who was also in love with the Professor, but Im with shayne on this one, we need to leave AI alone and start looking into Flubber
Anyone else wondering if Becca used pasta water as birth control as well as nipple infection cleaning solution?
The moment that muffin line dropped, she can retrieve her stuff from the driveway
I love the Clown man!
I could do that 🤣🤣
3:39 no, she stopped being funny way before..