LOL, he has figured out he’s a liability to the GOP in November, buying votes with checks that will never happen. He has figured out how really stupid MAGA is.
Trump’s mythical $5,000 DOGE check would cost $1.7 trillion, which is hilarious because he can’t even remember promising it. This is the man who thinks “I’ll fix everything on Day One” is a policy, not a symptom.
Donald Trump’s promises have the lifespan of a mayfly and the memory of a goldfish doing ketamine. He’ll swear on a rally stage that he’ll deliver gas at $1.50, peace in 24 hours, mortgage rates at 3%, Mexico paying for the wall, and Jesus personally endorsing his tax plan — then by breakfast he’s forgotten he ever said it and is promising the same thing again like a malfunctioning animatronic at a bankrupt theme park.
Every pledge becomes a snow globe in his head: shake it, watch the glitter swirl, wait five minutes, and suddenly he’s announcing it like it’s brand new. His “policy agenda” is basically a Etch A Sketch with brain fog — one shake and the whole thing resets.
Illegal according to the Constitution. Trump is desperate now. We would never see it. Only a total fool would believe this . That would immediately add 1.3 trillion $ to the already ballooning debt.
I am an Independent and was not going to vote in November. But now I will register to vote Republican. Gas prices are high but the $5,000 is like getting free gas for a year or more.
Why is Trump allowed to do whatever he wants whether legal or not , whether constitutional or not. He even goes against court orders. Like a spoiled child he thinks he can do whatever he wants and everyone is letting him.
Imagine all the Trump socialism we can get, the $2,500.00 tariffs check $2,500.00 doge check $5,000.00 Trump check? that will be $833 month for the total of $10,000.00 or $416 month if is this BEAUTIFUL and GREAT TRUMP CHECK, enough to cover the infested Argentinan beef and $12 gallon gas with $75% water and Coca Cola Light TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP
Wow along with the 5000 doge checks MAGAs will be getting $10000 total! By now anyone falling for this needs adult supervision. You really still think this man is qualified and stable.
Lmao he can't guarantee that like a child wouldn't get touched on the island more lies $5,000 sike. Donald Thump and Elon Muskrat can save the united states in to point seconds but they love the money and corruption.🟠🤥🤡🤣😂
Trump could issue refund checks by executive decree…since when has he relied on Congress for anything? Americans are getting exactly what they deserve with Dump as president..the worst part is coming soon..good luck
What a crock. The lies are so big and neverending. As a true American I would want that money to go to reducing our astronomical debt. It is a false promise or a quid pro qoa. He is so desperate because he knows he and his party are going down.
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SCAMMER-IN-CHIEF!!!!!!!
LOL, he has figured out he’s a liability to the GOP in November, buying votes with checks that will never happen. He has figured out how really stupid MAGA is.
Trump’s mythical $5,000 DOGE check would cost $1.7 trillion, which is hilarious because he can’t even remember promising it. This is the man who thinks “I’ll fix everything on Day One” is a policy, not a symptom.
Donald Trump’s promises have the lifespan of a mayfly and the memory of a goldfish doing ketamine. He’ll swear on a rally stage that he’ll deliver gas at $1.50, peace in 24 hours, mortgage rates at 3%, Mexico paying for the wall, and Jesus personally endorsing his tax plan — then by breakfast he’s forgotten he ever said it and is promising the same thing again like a malfunctioning animatronic at a bankrupt theme park.
Every pledge becomes a snow globe in his head: shake it, watch the glitter swirl, wait five minutes, and suddenly he’s announcing it like it’s brand new. His “policy agenda” is basically a Etch A Sketch with brain fog — one shake and the whole thing resets.
Illegal according to the Constitution. Trump is desperate now. We would never see it. Only a total fool would believe this . That would immediately add 1.3 trillion $ to the already ballooning debt.
If you believe you are a idiot
But the people of America love bribery with their own money 💰
I am an Independent and was not going to vote in November. But now I will register to vote Republican. Gas prices are high but the $5,000 is like getting free gas for a year or more.
Just saying it for votes in midterms and I will never trust a fucking liar
Why is Trump allowed to do whatever he wants whether legal or not , whether constitutional or not. He even goes against court orders. Like a spoiled child he thinks he can do whatever he wants and everyone is letting him.
Imagine all the Trump socialism we can get, the
$2,500.00 tariffs check
$2,500.00 doge check
$5,000.00 Trump check?
that will be $833 month for the total of $10,000.00 or $416 month if is this BEAUTIFUL and GREAT TRUMP CHECK, enough to cover the infested Argentinan beef and $12 gallon gas with $75% water and Coca Cola Light
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP
Buying votes.
Well…if you can't steal an election, buy it.
Sounds like an attempted bribe to me.
We've lost an average of $6k JUST THIS YEAR!!!!!
Republicans are irredeemably contemptible. This is bribery.
Wow along with the 5000 doge checks MAGAs will be getting $10000 total! By now anyone falling for this needs adult supervision. You really still think this man is qualified and stable.
HE CAN TAKE HIS VOTE BRIBE $$ STRAIGHT TO THE CESSPOOL!!
It a lie
The country is broke mostly because of Republicans control. And this is an obvious bribe.
bribing with tax payer money to vore gop, hm belive that is ILEGAL
Lmao he can't guarantee that like a child wouldn't get touched on the island more lies $5,000 sike. Donald Thump and Elon Muskrat can save the united states in to point seconds but they love the money and corruption.🟠🤥🤡🤣😂
The GOP controls all branches of government now and they are doing NOTHING but making our lives worse.
I'll frame and hang this check right next to my DOGE and tariff checks.
Hoax
Trump could issue refund checks by executive decree…since when has he relied on Congress for anything? Americans are getting exactly what they deserve with Dump as president..the worst part is coming soon..good luck
I won't be holding my breath. I'm sure it will come in the mail right after my DOGE check.
Fox discussing this as if it isn’t babbling bullsh** from this grotesquely criminal trash of a president.
What a crock. The lies are so big and neverending.
As a true American I would want that money to go to reducing our astronomical debt.
It is a false promise or a quid pro qoa. He is so desperate because he knows he and his party are going down.
Tariff repayments are owed.