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1:52 I “stole” from a shopping cart
9:27 Sponsor
11:03 I played music for a sex dungeon
20:26 My gf destroyed my fire ant tank
32:24 She erased us from her wedding so I’m doing the same
44:43 I didn’t respect the “soap policy”
53:56 I didn’t flush a yellowjacket down the toilet
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Create your ancient fruit empire and drown in the expensive ancient fruit wine 🍷 Stardew Valley is my happy place
Based on the noises my upstairs neighbours make, they have several bags of marbles kept precariously close to the edges of shelves and tables so it's easy to brush against them and spill the marbles all over the floor.
4:36 if you don't know why this is good petty revenge, you obviously don't go camping…
Not done the deed during a video, but I definitely fall asleep to the videos, so I can imagine others do to and find themselves not sleeping at times. 😅
I used to think the bubbles were unnecessarily added to soap for marketing, but I recently learned it's an important part of how soap works. one end of a surfactant molecule likes water, the other doesn't, this makes little air bubbles (with surface tension) under the water. Which traps the stuff you're trying to wash off!!!
Also, anti-bacterial soap has been (widely) discontinued for a reason. (The damage it does in limiting immune system development outweighs the bacteria killing advantages it gives, when soaps main mechanism is helping the water actually wash the stuff physically away)
I was going camping and landing on our latest. We’re on our on my first clamping trip we I found out the water the lake that my family has gone to since my parents I went to it had stuff in it so I had to shower every time I got out of the water into the campsite. Honestly, I love camping and glamping. It’s so fun.
50:27 I’m dead! I’m listening to this in the background of playing stardew valley! I’m such a hoarder, I feel called out lol 😂
To the wedding atory. I really hope they didn't let spite ruin their wedding. It really seems like she's putting her focus on the wrong thing. Sure what the sister in law did was shitty, but do you really want to center your special day on spite?
Why the fuck would you keep an invasive species as a pet? I hope oo got fined for this and the building was fumigated.
Just here to help the boys get their special treat
9:29 get a sound system so loud it pisses everyone off. That’s what I did. It worked
Without being allergic to a yellow jacket, why do these guys think a sting is "Excruciating"??? Its just a sting man. Get a grip. The pain is literally seconds, again, as long as you are not allergic.
The longer soap sits, you can tell it's old because it looses it smell
49:53 ouch, Damien got me with that one. It started with SNES Final Fantasy games, hoarding ethers.
I appreciate Damien calling out the yellow jacket story. I feel like sometimes we get some pretty obviously fake stories and no one says anything about it
46:06 is this AI or really quirky writing with wild people
37:58 not really, people always assume that one or two posts on the Internet means the subject of the post is consuming that person's life lol like when you make a post calling someone out and they say you're obsessed with them or something when really you've just spent a little while being annoyed, made the post, and then say you've said what you had to and move on
22:10 this is insane, his girlfriend possibly just effed the ecosystem with an invasive species jfc
What a missed opportunity at the end when Damien didn't say "use my code DAMIENTACIOUS"
31:37 yo Damien is too damn funny XD hes got banger after banger one liners
19:16 I’m at work listening to all of this. Good practice at controlling your facial expressions
For the absolute numpty who dumped a cup, magazine and wasp in their toilet – if you have a trapped invertebrate that you are scared will be moody with you when released, put it in the fridge, not the toilet; after about fifteen minutes they will have (literally) chilled out, be too cold to fly or have a mood, and you can take them outside and put them in a sunny spot to warm up and get on with having a day that doesn't overlap with yours. Very large insects if you live in the tropics may take longer to cool down, but very few very large insects in the tropics have any real way of harming you.
(Also, if you are a grown ass human who is this scared of insects – seek help. I have a friend that totalled a car and injured her best friend because a wasp blew into her car when she was driving. If it is not a phobia, just start looking into insects, learning about them, realising they aren't out to get you and that almost none of them can do you any physical harm. If it is a genuine phobia and not just that you find them icky, get therapy. It will cost less in the long run)
The dude playing the guitars is like boombox by lonely island
31:15 You wear a mask when you sprinke DE and if it's still powdery when you vacuum (sometimes it gets damp and clumpy).
You sprinkle it in out of the way corners where the bugs are likely to be, if you are careful it doesn't aerosolize much, and it settles within a half hour if you are too rough.
I've used DE to get rid of multiple ant infestations and to get rid of the fleas in the areas where my cat would sleep when we found a flea on him once. I also use it as a preventative in the duck coop to prevent mites, and I've put it in the soil in the yard during dry weather to prevent neighborhood cats from spreading fleas, mites, or ticks. It's super useful stuff.
But what if he gave her crabs?
As someone from the city where fire ants first entered the US, you're a massive idiot for keeping them as pets.