Remain Calm, or die…
Written and Directed by Jake Lewis
Director of Photography – Emil Gurvin
Story by Jake and Sam Lewis
Edited by Jenna Socha
Produced by Don Ohmer and Max Ostroff
Executive Produced by Max Ostroff and Adegoke Olubusi
Production Design by Alen Stubbs
Costumes by Bonnie Tyler
Music by Eric Scullin
Theme Music by Eric Scullin and Jake Lewis
Special Effects by Gorgazma
Visual Effects by FNT Productions
Nick Swardson as “Erwin”
Pauly Shore as “Matt”
Doug Jones as “Grin Man”
Kevin Keppy as “Mr.Frett”
Zoran Gvojic as “Suit Man 1”
Rell Battle as “Suit Man 2”
1st Assistant Director – Micah Johnson
Production Assitants – Ryan McElligott, Jack Clarke, Tyler Markham
Behind The Scenes Photographer – Everett Durand
Art Director – Aidan Hansen
First Assistant Camera – Hayden Luscombe
Second Assistant Camera – Nick Brunetti
Gaffer – Drew Nelson
Best Boy Electric – Justin Garcia, YoAnn Cifuentes
Key Grip – Joe Heath
Best Boy Grip – Sean Blair
Production Sound – Eddie Russek , Alejandro Flores
On Set Costumer – Theresa Corinne
Creature Design – Gorgazma
Special Effects Makeup – Heather Mages, Mark Villabos
Hair and Makeup – Mia Moceri
Drone Photography – Hayden Luscombe
Transportation Rentals – Juan Ventura
Catering Provided by
Well Done Catering
Joe Santos
Visual Effects by
FNT Productions
Tyler Shanklin
Federico Friciello
Colorist – Cooper Shine
Post Production Sound by
Reid Anderson
Kaili Scheer
Title Design Consultant – Yevgine Allen
Poster Design – Karolina Edgren
TIKTOK Creators- Shev Glaser – majorrglaser
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It's sort of a shame that all the comments are missing the point. The statement is not questioning anyone's love or devotion to the cause of bearing children, it is pointing out that the corrupt system is using that very important task to trap everyone who partakes. Like how a desperate animal might use their children in some elaborate trap the corrupt system is using the very same obscene tactic on an absurd scale. We can't continue like this. We have to fix the system and clean out the corrupt people ruining it so that we can actually live better and raise our children in a fair, just equitable world.
That does not mean to stop having children, that means that we need to speak up about the injustice being done to everyone from parents to marginalized groups, wen need to make the perpetrators realize that we won't just take this lying down.
They need to get bearded Pauly in a show as school bus driver or a stoner janitor; beard looks good on the Weez
Could stand to see Pauly Shore and Nick Swardson in more stuff.
Is this what the g-man has been doing all this time?
I almost did not recognize Pauly, but then he said "cheese".
Holy hell I need a full movie about this thing. Loved the choice of actors too. 😀
Welcome to Nightvale 😂 I kinda wanna marry Doug Jones and Pauly Shore…
Props to the make-up crew! Those prosthetics believably make Pauley Shore look like an old man!
It’s mothafuckin Zoran Gvojic!
This was great, btw
Man as soon as someone asks me if I'm at ease like this while I'm working, I'm runnin. I ain't clockin out, I ain't grabbin anythin, I'm out that door and running as fast as I possibly can.
WOW!!!!!!!!
11:23 anyone else find themselves smiling?
This needs to be a movie
Who knew tiktok pole dancers could save you from death!!!
Zoran your gonna have to take off your pants if your gonna be relaxed and chill ok.
is poe
Loved it!
This should definitely be a series
kinda wanted this to be an actual movie. but this short is great
Ok this was hilariously frightening and I definitely need more Paulie and Nick 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
guy on the phone kinda a dick. The other guy would be a good friend to have