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2:34 I threw away my bf’s yogurt collection
15:19 Sponsor
16:16 I told my bsf’s step brother that he isn’t a short king
31:42 Guy refused to move his bag on the seat so I sat anyway
40:44 Sponsor
41:48 Back to the story
45:40 I caused a scene after I lost a costume contest to a dog
57:56 I told my friend he couldn’t keep the jackpot on my slot machine
1:13:10 How would you get a cylinder out of a Mini M&Ms tube…
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Just so everyone knows. Spencers sells fart bags
Honestly, I loved the guy with the slot machine. Stop giving him crap for updating a dozen times; I appreciate it and it was FUNNY.
ok GIRTH of 4.5??? if thats in inches that is absolutely insane, if its in centimeters that make sense but also means the length is micro
spent sixteen minutes over yogurt 😭
As someone who lives about an hour from Philly, i've heard too many horror stories, and now i'm afraid of going.
The dog should have been honorable mention not a winner. I mean the guy took it a too far and was a bit of an asshole, but like he's kinda right. If I saw people who put time and effort into a costume just to lose to something because it's a cute dog in cheap costume I'd be pissed. He's an asshole but he's an ass who happens to be a little right.
The last story has me crying 😂
The world cylinder being mentioned automatically autofills the entire story each time in my head
Best guests y'all have had so far!
I seriously think that entering your dog into a costume contest for people is ridiculous and i think choosing a dog to win is an asshole thing go do. Not the asshole
I watch every week and this is the hardest I've laughed at at a reddit stories in a while 🤣🤣🤣
And this is why in Mexico City we have women's only wagons 33:36
nah bro the dog dude is undrstandable wdym
As an Arizonan, fart bags were big in our middle school lol so gross
18:56 67
Buy 2. Would to keep, I one to use
I agree that the owner of the dog better have spent the prize money on their dog.
I think Shayne is funniest when he’s doing impressions 😂 This was a hilarious episode
The illegal gambling ring 😂
How great it would be if the person who put the most money always won the jackpot no matter who rolled the slot 😂😂😂😂 that’s not how it works. They didn’t know they were just putting money in your piggy bank 😅
The cylinder story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s legendary
OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY STORY IS THE SMALL CYLINDER!!!
ive watched so many reddit stories but ive never hated anyone as much as the short king dude
Ok so joes not heard of junk journals
My thing with the yoghurt is a lot of them come with like lids that have the flavour company and type of yoghurt on, why keep the gross pots when you can collect really thin lids instead
I keep flinching whenever I hear "6 7"
Why are we still supporting wayfair
Is the first guy…Gilear??
New York sounds like my worst nightmare…..
The NYC subway one reminds me of this video analysis of the hunchback of notre dame I watched once. I don't remember who made the video or anything,I just remember this one part where they're explaining that frollo hates esmerelda so much partly because he's attracted to her and he doesn't like that he's attracted to someone he believes to be beneath him. Also that he (obviously) has no control over this attraction and therefore feels the need to take back control by belittling her and trying to turn people against her.
16:40 This is actually a pretty common collection. You can sometimes find boxes of them at a thrift shop, sometimes they're just laying on the side of the road.
Musta been ant with that pringles tube
The one about the slot machine, the person that banged it, probably realized that the quarters were old and silver. If half of that was silver, he was trying to really get $5 to $6000 dollars in silver quarters out (2023 value). That's not $700 a wee bit more.
For the slot machine story I feel like he is the asshole because “I can’t afford to just give someone $700” ok but you could afford to have $700 sitting in your living room with no plan to use it. The same $700 that you didn’t know for sure was even there 20 minutes ago. If it was $700 out of his wallet that would be a good point, but clearly he didn’t need that money
"THE IRANIAN YOGURT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE."
51:12 this is why I love Frankie 😂
This was the funniest episode. 😂😂😂
Got some vanilla yogurt to enjoy this episode to the fullest
57:45 Gesturing to a dog and saying "Who even let this piece of shit in here!?!"? is one of the funniest things ive ever heard.
The dog is sitting there, panting and smiling and youre like THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
Idk why im like crying from laughing
Maybe I'm the A here but I thought what defines a "short king", and really the ONLY defining quality, is that you have a tall "queen"?
If you're 6'1" but your woman is 6'7", you could call yourself a short king but i feel like there's still a good arguement. Truly and more importantly, no one friggin cares.
59:29 we have a slot machine that was my grandma’s. It was always a house rule that you can play for fun with our quarters but if you bring your own you can take what you win. However, we always tell people this off the bat so everyone knows
Oh these guys !
Okay to be fair, a lot of older people collect those antique power line insulators. My mom has like 10 of them in varying colors. They’re kind of pretty… yogurt, however, is psychologically insane
"I cannot just willingly give somebody $700 of my money". He just said that he has never cared about cleaning out the machine and getting the money back. He was not even aware of the $700 until he was.
39:35 i relate to this so hard. I'm from new jersey and I was in Colorado to snowboard. I couldnt help but be suspicious of friendly people. A guy bought me a shot and started talking to me about snowboarding and i was so cold to him cuz i was waiting for him to want something from me. Conversely, the bartender was cold and not talkative that it was hard to order food from her and i later found out she grew up in new jersey 😅
5'2 Norwegian here✌🏻 went travelling with a friend who's 6'5. Was hard to take selfies together 😅
Don't you hear yourself. 6 jokes in a row don't work. You said that 10 times in a row. Gettingblouder each time you said it.
An arrogant drunk guy dressed as Pirate Hunter Zoro arguing about a dog dressed as a pirate is pretty accurate to Zoro's character
The yogurt issue is so valid. That guy is obvi on the spectrum, but what he was doing is too much. You cannot ask another person to live like that. You should live alone. NTAH
1:02:34 Slate Truck
😂😂 Guess I won't be surprised when Mars adds an additional medical disclaimer to their mini M&M tube labels advising consumers of complications that can arise by sticking human cyclinders in the tube. 😂😂
The New York subway sounds safer than the London Underground
My family has an antique slot machine that we'd all play at parties and such. We'd leave a sleeve of quarters for everyone to use, so they didn't have to play with their own. If the OP isn't the one providing quarters to guests to play, the person who won the jackpot can take the winnings. By providing the quarters, it makes it clear that you're all just playing for fun.
Edit: Doesn't OP have a key to the damn thing? He should've opened it and minimized the available coinage stored in the machine.